The Bluffer’s Guide To Dogs by Simon Whaley

The Bluffer’s Guide to Dogs by Simon Whaley


Instantly acquire all the knowledge you need to pass as an expert in the world of canine canniness. Never again confuse your BARF with your bite, your BAER with your bark, or your British bulldog with your Bavarian boarhound. Bask in the admiration of your fellow dog lovers as you pronounce confidently on the evolution of the family known as Canidae and hold your own against the most dogmatic of self-professed dog professionals.

DO SAY: “If you were a visiting Martian and saw two creatures walking together, one scooping up the other’s poop, who would you think was in charge?

DON’T SAY: ” What do you get when you cross a Jack Russell with a Shih-tzu? (And the answer’s not a Russ-zu.)

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